STRAWBERRY LIME AMERICA TIME

JUST IN TIME FOR THE 250TH ANNIVERSARY OF AMERICA. Yes, technically it’s the United States of America and there are other Americas out there, but let’s not kid ourselves. When you think of America, you don’t think of Panama (CENTRAL AMERICA, FAKE AMERICA). Strawberry Lime America Time IS America.

What does a strawberry lime flavor have to do with America? Not much, but now it does because we Americans say so. It is a crisp strawberry-lime blend that tastes like summer, freshly painted white picket fences, newly opened tennis ball cans, baseball on the AM radio, and memories of a pre-Boomer America straight out of a Norm and Rockwell painting. Robert E. Lee came to me in a dream and told me to re-hydrate the country with a good strawberry lime blend. So here it is.

A cold sip of this will have you pretending your Honda Pilot is the Dukes of Hazzard car. Put on that song Freebird by Fleetwood Mark and hit the road going ninety miles per hour. You can legally do this in any rental car that you get full insurance on. Blow the entire suspension out and have it towed back to them (they pay). That’s what life is all about. Abusing rental car insurance plans and pretending you’re a cowboy despite the reality of your pathetic day job. You can always quit it and start dueling people in the streets.

THIS PRODUCT IS ONLY FOR AMERICANS. WE WILL CHECK PASSPORTS AT CHECKOUT.

Add 1 Tbsp to 10 oz of filtered, un-fluoridated water and enjoy.