SPORT DRINK BAJA BLAST

BAJA BLAST! Nectar of the surf. Our lawyer Barry Rosenblatt Esq. aggressively warned us not to call this product that. He claims a corporation named “Pebis,” which allegedly owns Taco Bell, also owns the words “Baja Blast.” How can someone own words? How is that allowed? 

Barry is terrified of lawsuits especially because we don’t pay him in money.

We have survived multiple alleged assassination attempts from Gatorade, LMNT, and Liquid I.V. What’s a lawsuit going to do? Nothing. The SPORT MINES are a sovereign and internationally recognized territory. Even the United Nations acknowledges the indigenous Sport Miners, and yes — they legally belong to us. They signed the contracts.

This Baja Blast is a tropical surge of passionfruit and lime with no dyes (except organic Spirulina!), no citric acid, no nonsense. It is the purest expression of the tropics since that Beach Boys song Kokhomo. It will invigorate your human form and electrify your cells.

Ingredients:

• Pure Cane Sugar
• Lime Powder
• Passionfruit Powder
• Sodium Bicarbonate
• Potassium Chloride
• Baja Gold™ Mineral Sea Salt
• Magnesium Glycinate
• Calcium Carbonate
• Blue Spirulina Extract (for color)
  
• Eternal Joy

Add 1Tbsp to 10-12oz of filtered, un-fluoridated water and enjoy.