FAST TIMES AT PASSIONFRUIT LIME [PRESALE]

[THIS IS A PRESALE, orders are expected to begin shipping April 2nd]

Also known in certain circles as, “HYPERBOREA SURFWATER.” It has never been known as a trademarked light blue beverage owned by Not The Coca-Cola Company. We've never had a product like that.

Get a cup of ice-cold, un-fluoridated water and drink it Spicolli style.

Whether you can surf or you’re some kind of invalid making shadow puppets on your aunt’s wall, this drink is for you — the spiritual surfer of the soul. The man on the wave beneath golden sun on cresting tide.

Sip deeply this elixir and take unto you the almost endless summer. Live fast and Di Yung (Chinese girl who kissed me in high school once — full name Diane Young). Ride the frigging tiger and make God proud of you.

Ingredients:

• Pure Cane Sugar
• Lime Powder
• Passionfruit Powder
• Sodium Bicarbonate
• Potassium Chloride
• Baja Gold™ Mineral Sea Salt
• Magnesium Glycinate
• Calcium Carbonate
• Blue Spirulina Extract (for color)
  
• Eternal Joy

Add 1 Tbsp to 10 oz of filtered, un-fluoridated water and enjoy.