30 servings · $1.33 / serving
Who Drank Laurnold Palmer
WHO DRANK LAURNOLD PALMER? is our signature Lemon + Tea Sport Drink. We aren’t legally allowed to call it an Arnold Palmer because “Arnold Palmer” is trademarked, according to our cowardly lawyer, Barry Rosenblatt, Esq. so we are absolutely not calling it an Arnold Palmer, nor are we comparing it to an Arnold Palmer in any way whatsoever.
Instead, we’d like to bring attention to the tragic disappearance of Laurnold Palmer, who allegedly went missing sometime in the late ’80s. We are using our platform to make sure people never forget her. Also, this has absolutely nothing to do with the cult classic television series Twin Peaks created by David Lynch. Nothing at all. Okay?
We are using real black tea powder in our formula, and yes, black tea has a lot of well-known health properties. But we aren’t going to sit here and pretend the amount we are using is going to cure you of every disease under the sun. We won’t insult your intelligence like that. The only thing we can confidently promise is that it will help cure your thirst. That much we stand behind.
This formula contains slightly less sodium than our standard Sport Drink, but it’s still packed with the electrolytes you need and all the real ingredients you expect. We love it. You will too.
Add 1 Tbsp to 10-12 oz of filtered, un-fluoridated water and enjoy.
real sugar
real fruit
real minerals
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about this flavor
WHO DRANK LAURNOLD PALMER? is our signature Lemon + Tea Sport Drink. We aren’t legally allowed to call it an Arnold Palmer because “Arnold Palmer” is trademarked, according to our cowardly lawyer, Barry Rosenblatt, Esq. so we are absolutely not calling it an Arnold Palmer, nor are we comparing it to an Arnold Palmer in any way whatsoever.
Instead, we’d like to bring attention to the tragic disappearance of Laurnold Palmer, who allegedly went missing sometime in the late ’80s. We are using our platform to make sure people never forget her. Also, this has absolutely nothing to do with the cult classic television series Twin Peaks created by David Lynch. Nothing at all. Okay?
We are using real black tea powder in our formula, and yes, black tea has a lot of well-known health properties. But we aren’t going to sit here and pretend the amount we are using is going to cure you of every disease under the sun. We won’t insult your intelligence like that. The only thing we can confidently promise is that it will help cure your thirst. That much we stand behind.
This formula contains slightly less sodium than our standard Sport Drink, but it’s still packed with the electrolytes you need and all the real ingredients you expect. We love it. You will too.
Add 1 Tbsp to 10-12 oz of filtered, un-fluoridated water and enjoy.
ingredients & nutrition
Nutrition Facts
30 servings per container
Serving size1 Tbsp (15g)
Amount per serving
Calories35
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g0%
Sodium 330mg14%
Total Carbohydrate 9g3%
Total Sugars 8g
Includes 8g Added Sugars16%
Protein 0g
Calcium 140mg10%
Potassium 520mg10%
Magnesium 50mg10%
* The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.
ingredients: pure cane sugar, lemon powder, black tea powder, sodium bicarbonate, potassium chloride, magnesium glycinate, baja gold™ mineral sea salt, calcium carbonate
no artificial dyes, no natural or artificial flavors, no artificial sweeteners, no anti-caking agents.
how to use
add 1 tablespoon (15g) to 10–12 oz of cold un-fluoridated water and stir or shake. 1 to 3 servings a day, more on hot or heavy-sweat days. each can makes 30 servings. once opened it lasts 2+ months with the lid sealed and the desiccant inside. settling is normal, so just shake it.
why real sugar & salt
the 8g of real cane sugar is part of the formula and helps your body absorb sodium and water. the 330mg of sodium from baja gold mineral sea salt is on purpose, because it replaces what you lose in sweat.
shipping & returns
free shipping on us orders over $75 and on every subscription. ships in 1–2 business days. unopened cans can be returned within 14 days of delivery.
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Real cane sugar, real fruit and real minerals, packed in a 100% steel can.
Real sugar, not stevia, sucralose or monk fruit. A little sugar helps your body take in the salt and the water.
Real fruit powders for the flavor. No dyes and no artificial flavors.
Sodium, potassium and magnesium from clean sources, including Baja Gold mineral sea salt.
No plastic tub. A steel can that keeps the powder dry and can go straight in the recycling.
nothing to hide
Real cane sugar, real fruit and real minerals, packed in a 100% steel can.
real cane sugar
Real sugar, not stevia, sucralose or monk fruit. A little sugar helps your body take in the salt and the water.
real fruit
Real fruit powders for the flavor. No dyes and no artificial flavors.
real minerals
Sodium, potassium and magnesium from clean sources, including Baja Gold mineral sea salt.
100% steel can
No plastic tub. A steel can that keeps the powder dry and can go straight in the recycling.
Your daily dose
8g
Added Sugar
330mg
Sodium
520mg
Potassium
50mg
Magnesium
9g
Carbohydrates
140mg
Calcium
our ingredients
and what they do
pure cane sugar
enhances electrolyte and water absorption ...and it tastes good
lemon powder
real lemons, dried and ground. the sour comes from the fruit, not a lab
black tea powder
real brewed black tea, dried into a powder. the tea half of the palmer
sodium bicarbonate
delays fatigue, improves muscular endurance and performance, and also contributes sodium for hydration
baja gold™ mineral sea salt
mineral rich sea salt for added nutrients, taste and purity
potassium chloride
aids in fluid balance, supports muscle contraction, and helps optimize heart rhythm
magnesium glycinate
highly bioavailable, reduces muscle cramping, and supports nerve function, energy production and muscle relaxation
calcium carbonate
necessary for muscle contraction, nerve health and bone strength
because we care about what we drink and so should you
our ingredients
and what they do
pure cane sugar enhances electrolyte and water absorption ...and it tastes good
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nothing fake, nothing to hide
Inspired by the original sports drink formula. Only we made it better! 100% steel packaging. Real sugar. Real fruit. Real electrolyte balance. No artificial dyes. No fake sweeteners. Nothing to hide.
you know you deserve better
Inspired by the original sports drink formula. Only we made it better! 100% steel packaging. Real sugar. Real fruit. Real electrolyte balance. No artificial dyes. No fake sweeteners. Nothing to hide.
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Have Questions?
what is sport drink?
sport drink is an electrolyte drink mix handmade in the usa with real cane sugar, real fruit powders and baja gold mineral sea salt. one serving (1 tbsp) has 480mg of sodium, 8g of cane sugar and 40 calories. no artificial dyes, no natural or artificial flavors, no artificial sweeteners. each can makes 30 servings.
what does sport drink taste like?
light, fruity and a little salty, more like real lemonade than a neon sports drink. the flavor comes from real fruit powders and cane sugar, not added flavors.
why does sport drink have real sugar and salt?
both are part of the formula. 8g of real cane sugar per serving helps your body absorb sodium and water, the same idea as oral rehydration drinks. 480mg of sodium from baja gold mineral sea salt replaces what you lose in sweat. no stevia, sucralose, monk fruit or corn syrup.
how do i use it, and how long does a can last?
stir or shake 1 tbsp into 10–12 oz of cold water. drink 1 to 3 servings a day, more on hot days or when you sweat a lot. each can makes 30 servings and stays good for 2+ months once opened, with the lid sealed and the desiccant inside. settling or clumping is normal because there are no anti-caking agents, so just shake it.
what is sport energy, and how much caffeine does it have?
sport energy is sport drink's electrolyte energy mix: 150mg of caffeine, 1000mg taurine, 500mg inositol and 50mg niacinamide per serving, with 280mg sodium, 210mg potassium, 35mg magnesium, real cane sugar and 40 calories. it's made for adults, not kids or anyone avoiding caffeine.
is sport drink ok for kids, or while pregnant?
for kids there's sport kids (lemon lime baby time): 130mg of sodium and 6g of cane sugar per 3/4 tbsp serving, no caffeine and no fizz. if you're pregnant or nursing, check with your doctor first. sport energy has caffeine and isn't recommended.
why does sport drink cost more?
real ingredients cost more: real cane sugar, real fruit powders and baja gold mineral sea salt, with no fillers, dyes or artificial sweeteners, in a steel can handmade in the usa.
can i mix flavors, and what discounts are there?
yes, mix any flavors, sport drink and sport energy included. any 2 cans save 10% and 3 or more save 15%, taken off automatically in the cart. subscribe to save 5% more with free shipping, delivered monthly or every 2 or 8 weeks; skip or cancel anytime. military members, veterans and first responders get a discount by verifying with govx id in the cart.
how much is shipping, and how long does it take?
shipping is free on us orders over $75, and subscriptions always ship free. orders ship in 1–2 business days; standard delivery takes 3–5 business days and expedited 1–3. international shipping is available at checkout.
what if i don't like it? what's the return policy?
give it a few days: if you're used to stevia or sucralose, real sugar and salt can taste different at first. if it's still not for you, unopened cans in their original packaging can be returned within 14 days of delivery. opened cans can't be returned. email helperdennis@sport-drink.com with your order number to start a return.
