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BEHOLD A PALE WHITE HORSE

$45

30 servings · $1.50 / serving


Behold A Pale White Horse

BEHOLD A PALE WHITE HORSE! A medley of peach, grapefruit, and lemon. Back for the very first time!

We never had a product called BEHOLD A PALE WHITE MONSTER! We never had a legal bout with high-powered attorneys working for MONSTER ENERGY CO. That would have been ludicrous. So silly. No one comes out of something like that alive.

BUT WE’VE BEEN INSPIRED!

By fruit. By horses. By underground literature suggesting the government has been less than forthcoming about its relationship with extraterrestrials.

MAJESTIC 12. SILENT WEAPONS FOR QUIET WARS. Secret agreements. Underground meetings. An alien threat conveniently uniting humanity under one world government. You read ONE BOOK, and suddenly everyone’s concerned about you. WE’RE CONCERNED ABOUT THEM!

150mg of caffeine. 1g of taurine. 500mg of inositol. Real cane sugar and electrolytes. Energy for the extreme and mundane situations life throws your way. Gaming. Sporting. Waiting at the DMV while quietly contemplating your whole life and the decisions that brought you to this point!

YOU WILL NOW HAVE THE ENERGY TO ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS! ESPECIALLY AT THANKSGIVING DINNER!

Suggested usage: Add 1 Tbsp to 10 oz of cold, clean, un-fluoridated water.

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BEHOLD A PALE WHITE HORSE! A medley of peach, grapefruit, and lemon. Back for the very first time!

We never had a product called BEHOLD A PALE WHITE MONSTER! We never had a legal bout with high-powered attorneys working for MONSTER ENERGY CO. That would have been ludicrous. So silly. No one comes out of something like that alive.

BUT WE’VE BEEN INSPIRED!

By fruit. By horses. By underground literature suggesting the government has been less than forthcoming about its relationship with extraterrestrials.

MAJESTIC 12. SILENT WEAPONS FOR QUIET WARS. Secret agreements. Underground meetings. An alien threat conveniently uniting humanity under one world government. You read ONE BOOK, and suddenly everyone’s concerned about you. WE’RE CONCERNED ABOUT THEM!

150mg of caffeine. 1g of taurine. 500mg of inositol. Real cane sugar and electrolytes. Energy for the extreme and mundane situations life throws your way. Gaming. Sporting. Waiting at the DMV while quietly contemplating your whole life and the decisions that brought you to this point!

YOU WILL NOW HAVE THE ENERGY TO ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS! ESPECIALLY AT THANKSGIVING DINNER!

Suggested usage: Add 1 Tbsp to 10 oz of cold, clean, un-fluoridated water.

ingredients & nutrition

Nutrition Facts

30 servings per container

Serving size1 Tbsp (15g)

Amount per serving

Calories40

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 0g0%

Sodium 280mg12%

Total Carbohydrate 10g4%

Total Sugars 8g

Includes 8g Added Sugars16%

Protein 0g

Potassium 210mg4%

Magnesium 35mg8%

Caffeine 150mg†

Taurine 1000mg†

Inositol 500mg†

Niacinamide 50mg†

* The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

† Daily Value not established.

ingredients: pure cane sugar, grapefruit powder, lemon powder, lime powder, peach powder, sodium bicarbonate, potassium chloride, baja gold™ mineral sea salt, magnesium glycinate, caffeine (150mg per serving), taurine (1g per serving), inositol (500mg per serving), niacinamide (50mg)

no artificial dyes, no natural or artificial flavors, no artificial sweeteners, no anti-caking agents.

how to use

add 1 tablespoon (15g) to 10–12 oz of cold un-fluoridated water and stir or shake. 1 to 3 servings a day, more on hot or heavy-sweat days. each can makes 30 servings. once opened it lasts 2+ months with the lid sealed and the desiccant inside. settling is normal, so just shake it.

why real sugar & salt

the 8g of real cane sugar is part of the formula and helps your body absorb sodium and water. the 280mg of sodium from baja gold mineral sea salt is on purpose, because it replaces what you lose in sweat.

shipping & returns

free shipping on us orders over $75 and on every subscription. ships in 1–2 business days. unopened cans can be returned within 14 days of delivery.

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nothing to hide

Real cane sugar, real fruit and real minerals, packed in a 100% steel can.

Real sugar, not stevia, sucralose or monk fruit. A little sugar helps your body take in the salt and the water.

Real fruit powders for the flavor. No dyes and no artificial flavors.

Sodium, potassium and magnesium from clean sources, including Baja Gold mineral sea salt.

No plastic tub. A steel can that keeps the powder dry and can go straight in the recycling.

nothing to hide

Real cane sugar, real fruit and real minerals, packed in a 100% steel can.

real cane sugar

Real sugar, not stevia, sucralose or monk fruit. A little sugar helps your body take in the salt and the water.

real fruit

Real fruit powders for the flavor. No dyes and no artificial flavors.

real minerals

Sodium, potassium and magnesium from clean sources, including Baja Gold mineral sea salt.

100% steel can

No plastic tub. A steel can that keeps the powder dry and can go straight in the recycling.

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Your daily dose

8g

Added Sugar

280mg

Sodium

210mg

Potassium

35mg

Magnesium

10g

Carbohydrates

150mg

Caffeine

1000mg

Taurine

500mg

Inositol

50mg

Niacinamide

8g

Added Sugar

280mg

Sodium

210mg

Potassium

35mg

Magnesium

10g

Carbohydrates

150mg

Caffeine

1000mg

Taurine

500mg

Inositol

50mg

Niacinamide

our ingredients

and what they do

pure cane sugar
lemon powder
lime powder
grapefruit powder
peach powder
caffeine
taurine
inositol
niacinamide
sodium bicarbonate
baja gold™ mineral sea salt
potassium chloride
magnesium glycinate

pure cane sugar

enhances electrolyte and water absorption ...and it tastes good

lemon powder

real lemons, dried and ground. the sour comes from the fruit, not a lab

lime powder

real limes, dried and ground into a powder. that's the whole trick.

grapefruit powder

freeze-dried grapefruit, ground fine. bright, a little bitter, all real

peach powder

real peaches, dried and ground for a soft, round sweetness

caffeine

150mg, about a cup and a half of coffee. enough to get the thing done

taurine

1000mg of an amino acid your heart and muscles already make and use

inositol

500mg. helps your cells pass messages along

niacinamide

50mg of vitamin b3, which helps turn real sugar into energy you can use

sodium bicarbonate

delays fatigue, improves muscular endurance and performance, and also contributes sodium for hydration

baja gold™ mineral sea salt

mineral rich sea salt for added nutrients, taste and purity

potassium chloride

aids in fluid balance, supports muscle contraction, and helps optimize heart rhythm

magnesium glycinate

highly bioavailable, reduces muscle cramping, and supports nerve function, energy production and muscle relaxation

because we care about what we drink and so should you

our ingredients

and what they do

pure cane sugar
lemon powder
lime powder
grapefruit powder
peach powder
caffeine
taurine
inositol
niacinamide
sodium bicarbonate
baja gold™ mineral sea salt
potassium chloride
magnesium glycinate
pure cane sugar
lemon powder
lime powder
grapefruit powder
peach powder
caffeine
taurine
inositol
niacinamide
sodium bicarbonate
baja gold™ mineral sea salt
potassium chloride
magnesium glycinate
pure cane sugar
lemon powder
lime powder
grapefruit powder
peach powder
caffeine
taurine
inositol
niacinamide
sodium bicarbonate
baja gold™ mineral sea salt
potassium chloride
magnesium glycinate

pure cane sugar enhances electrolyte and water absorption ...and it tastes good

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because we care about what we drink and so should you

BEHOLD A PALE WHITE HORSE

you know you deserve better

nothing fake, nothing to hide

Inspired by the original sports drink formula. Only we made it better! 100% steel packaging. Real sugar. Real fruit. Real electrolyte balance. No artificial dyes. No fake sweeteners. Nothing to hide.

BEHOLD A PALE WHITE HORSE

you know you deserve better

Inspired by the original sports drink formula. Only we made it better! 100% steel packaging. Real sugar. Real fruit. Real electrolyte balance. No artificial dyes. No fake sweeteners. Nothing to hide.

no fake stuff

sport energy typical energy drink typical energy powder
electrolytes yesreal mineral salts no rarely
magnesium glycinate yes no cheaper forms
caffeine yessmooth 150mg 160–300mg often 200mg+
sweetened with yesreal cane sugar sucralose, ace-K, corn syrup sucralose, stevia
flavor from real fruit yes rarely rarely
artificial dyes none often sometimes
100% steel can yes aluminum can with plastic lining plastic tubs or sachets
price per serving from $1.21 ~$2.50–3.50 a can ~$1.50 a scoop
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    Have Questions?

    what is sport energy?

    sport energy is an electrolyte energy drink mix handmade in the usa. one serving (1 tbsp) has 150mg of caffeine, 1000mg of taurine, 500mg of inositol and 50mg of niacinamide, plus 280mg of sodium, 210mg of potassium and 35mg of magnesium. it's sweetened with 8g of real cane sugar, 40 calories, with no artificial dyes or artificial sweeteners. each can makes 30 servings.

    how much caffeine is in sport energy?

    150mg per serving, about as much as 1.5 cups of coffee. that's a moderate dose on purpose: many energy drinks pack 160–300mg, which is where the jittery, wired feeling usually comes from. 150mg gives you a smoother lift, and the cane sugar and electrolytes keep you fueled and hydrated while it works. the fda cites 400mg of caffeine a day as an amount not generally linked to negative effects in healthy adults, so count your coffee and other caffeine too.

    what does sport energy taste like?

    bright and fruity, and less sweet than mainstream energy drinks, on purpose. you'll notice a little salt from the electrolytes that replace what you sweat out, and a light vitamin b note from the niacinamide (vitamin b3). it won't taste like a supersweet energy drink loaded with artificial sweeteners and dyes; it's made to taste clean enough to drink every day. if you're used to those, give it a few days.

    why does an energy drink have real sugar and salt?

    8g of real cane sugar gives you quick, usable carbohydrates and helps your body take in the sodium and water. 280mg of sodium from baja gold mineral sea salt, with potassium and magnesium, replaces what you lose in sweat, so you get energy and hydration in one drink. no sucralose, ace-k or stevia.

    how do i use it, and when should i drink it?

    stir or shake 1 tbsp into 10–12 oz of cold water. drink it before a workout, a long drive or an afternoon slump. because it has caffeine, skip it in the hours before bed. each can makes 30 servings and stays good for 2+ months once opened, with the lid sealed and the desiccant inside.

    who shouldn't drink sport energy?

    sport energy is made for adults. it isn't for kids, anyone pregnant or nursing, or anyone sensitive to caffeine. if you have a medical condition or take medication, check with your doctor first. for kids there's sport kids, and for no caffeine there's sport drink.

    how is sport energy different from sport drink?

    sport drink is for hydration with no caffeine: 480mg of sodium per serving. sport energy adds 150mg of caffeine, taurine, inositol and niacinamide, with 280mg of sodium. both use real cane sugar, real fruit and mineral sea salt, and you can mix them in a bundle.

    can i mix flavors, and what discounts are there?

    yes, mix any flavors, sport drink and sport energy included. any 2 cans save 10% and 3 or more save 15%, taken off automatically in the cart. subscribe to save 5% more with free shipping, delivered monthly or every 2 or 8 weeks; skip or cancel anytime. military members, veterans and first responders get a discount by verifying with govx id in the cart.

    how much is shipping, and how long does it take?

    shipping is free on us orders over $75, and subscriptions always ship free. orders ship in 1–2 business days; standard delivery takes 3–5 business days and expedited 1–3. international shipping is available at checkout.

    what if i don't like it? what's the return policy?

    give it a few days: if you're used to stevia or sucralose, real sugar and salt can taste different at first. if it's still not for you, unopened cans in their original packaging can be returned within 14 days of delivery. opened cans can't be returned. email helperdennis@sport-drink.com with your order number to start a return.

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