SPORT VETERAN HAT

A rare artifact of SPORT history. The land around the Sport Mines has seen endless territorial disputes and bloody wars. We’ve never lost.

As a gesture of gratitude, we issued these hats to our Sport War Veterans. Unfortunately, due to traumatic brain damage and crippling PTSD, most of them suffer from what the medical establishment calls Head Claustrophobia—in layman’s terms: they can’t put anything over their heads (not even water in the shower, so sad!)

That means only 50 of these hats are available for your enjoyment. Wear one proudly. Honor the fallen Sport Vets with a little stolen valor.