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THE PASSION OF THE FRUIT

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THE PASSION OF THE FRUIT! That Baja taste you know and love from Fast Times at Passionfruit Lime, now infused with our proprietary Sport Energy formula. Passionfruit. Lime.

The Sport Miners believe fruits are healthy little gifts from God, second only to manna from the heavens. They even call each other fruits. They don’t get out often (or at all), so they’re unaware of the secular implications. It’s a term of kindness in their world!

Naturally, a passionfruit-lime energy drink has tremendous religious significance to them.

150mg of caffeine. 1g of taurine. 500mg of inositol. Real cane sugar and electrolytes. For the things you have to do, the things you want to do, and the mundane things you’ve been putting off while lying down.

NOT A CURE FOR SIN. JUST SOMETHING TO HELP WITH THE SLOTH.

The Sport Miners call it LIQUID LIFE! We tried explaining Liquid Death to them once, and they covered their ears in disgust.

Suggested usage: Add 1 Tbsp to 10 oz of cold, clean, un-fluoridated water.

THE PASSION OF THE FRUIT Nutritional Facts

Our ingredients

Pure Cane Sugar

Stop drinking Stevia! Did you know that stevia was originally used by native peoples as a contraceptive? Yeah, didn't think so... Anyway, look, your body needs carbohydrates in order to recover and perform at peak levels. The best tasting way (in our opinion) to recover these lost carbs is by drinking sugar in its purest unadulterated form. Organic cane sugar is good for you (read our manifesto).

Lime Powder

Our proprietary method of drying Organic Lemon & Lime Juice is superior to both spray drying and freeze drying because it does not use synthetic fillers. Our drying process retains substantially more of the flavor, and nutrients of the fruit. We don't believe in hiding behind the "natural flavors" liability shield. The flavor in SPORT DRINK comes from real fruit. The added benefit of this is both of these fruits provide essential minerals and nutrients that your body needs to rehydrate and replenish itself after strenuous physical activity. You're welcome.

Due to the chemical makeup of the sodium bicarbonate reacting with the citric acid in the lemon and lime, you will experience a pleasant fizzy effect.

Passionfruit Powder
If you feel like you're lacking passion in your life, might we recommend a little passionfruit? We turned one million passionfruit fruits into powder so you can have a nice cold glass of Baja I mean Fast Times At Passionfruit Lime. This fruit kinda looks like a canoe when you scoop all the seeds out. It's such a strange looking fruit. Huge too. We had no idea how big they were until we ordered one million of them and we had to buy a second building to store them in.
Sodium Bicarbonate

Also known as Baking Soda, Sodium Bicarbonate is a popular supplement amongst athletes that allows you to perform longer at your peak, especially during anaerobic exercises or high intensity training and sprinting.

Due to its high pH, Sodium Bicarbonate helps to delay fatigue, letting you perform at max intensity for longer.

Taurine (1g per serving)
Taurine is a conditionally essential amino sulfonic acid. It is abundant in animal tissues, especially the brain, heart, eyes, and skeletal muscles. Your body can synthesize it, but dietary intake becomes important during stress, illness, or aging. It is naturally high in meat, seafood, fish, and dairy. We added it into Energy because it helps reduce caffeine jitters and it's simply good for you. It helps your metabolism, electrolyte intake, regulates minerals and keeps your heart healthy. It also enhances exercise performance. We don't make the rules. This stuff is just good.
Inositol (500mg per serving)
Also called Vitamin B8, helps improve blood sugar control and metabolism as well as reducing PCOS and improves fertility. Many scientists say that it has positive mental health effects, reducing OCD, depression and anxiety. It also can help with gestational diabetes and hormone balance. Our opinion on mental health is that you should get a little more active if you're feeling blue. Get up off the chair or the couch and put your body to good use. That fixes a lot. If you drink some Energy, you will feel unstoppable while you move. Don't be so hard on yourself, ok? Our miners send their love.
Potassium Chloride

Potassium chloride is a salt-like compound that contains potassium and chloride. It comes in the form of white, colorless crystals and has a strong, salty taste. Potassium is necessary for proper hydration and function of the body and enhances muscle construction, nerve function, and heartbeat regulation. It also helps all your little cells function at optimal levels.

Magnesium Glycinate

You need magnesium for nearly every function in your body. Because of the low quality of soil our food is grown in, many of us are deficient in this mineral.

Magnesium Glycinate is a highly bioavailable form of magnesium, known for its effective absorption and gentle impact on the digestive system.

Improved muscle and sleep recovery as well as bone health, heart health and blood sugar regulation are some of its most notable benefits.

Caffeine (150mg per serving)
Our caffeine is the best. We use the best caffeine. Some people make caffeine out of junk and dirty leaves but we do not. Ours is very carefully made in a laboratory by a guy named Thomas. He makes sure that it's pure. He told me once that he was raised by 3 witches in a bog. I don't know if I believe him, but if it's true, I really feel for the guy. That must have been awful. Anyway, be careful with Caffeine. It's technically a drug I think and it gives you the gumption to make anything happen.
Niacinamide (50mg)
Known in some circles as Vitamin B3 or Nicotinamide, Niacinamide is a precursor for NAD+, strengthens the skin, reduces acne, is anti-aging, and helps your joints feel good and your brain stay gooey. We added it to Energy because we love you a lot.
Baja Gold™ Mineral Sea Salt
Baja Gold is an unrefined mineral sea salt harvested from the Sea of Cortez, packed with trace minerals and essential nutrients your body depends on to power muscle contractions, regulate blood pressure, support nerve function, and produce cellular energy.Unlike regular salt or other refined varieties, it retains its macro minerals and trace elements in their natural form, supporting hydration, energy, and whole-body wellness. Baja Gold's salt is free from synthetic additives, chemical processing, and anti-caking agents, so you get real salt with real benefits.
Blue Spirulina Extract (for color)
The Blue kind is way better than the Green kind. Blue Spirulina is a powerful antioxidant and anti-inflammatory. The fact that it turns stuff blue is just a cool by-product. This phycocyanin pigment is extracted from the regular Green one and is pro-metabolic, boosts brain health and supports immune function.

Want to read more about our thoughts on sugar and why we believe it's good? Check out our in-depth sugar manifesto:

THE SUGAR MANIFESTO In the past few decades, the establishment and its foot soldiers have waged war on sugar. It has been demonized beyond imagination. As a result, most of the drinks in stores nowadays are sugar-free. Sugar has been replaced with Sucralose, Aspartame, Stevia, Monk Fruit, and an ever-growing list of substances designed to make something taste sweet without actually being sugar. And we’re not convinced anything of value was gained...