NO YELLOW CARDS LEMON LIME

The president of FIFA held a secret meeting with us recently! They were fed up with POWERAIDS and wanted to collaborate with us, so we quickly created NO YELLOW CARDS LEMON LIME, which is the same NO YELLOW 5 LEMON LIME you know and love, but with an official FIFA SEAL OF APPROVAL and an official collaboration!

Our one and only stipulation was that we would never call it football, no matter what. It is still soccer to us!

They also mentioned that they publicly won’t acknowledge us and might even say they have no idea who we are, that this isn’t an official collaboration with FIFFA, and that it is not associated with them in any way. But the secret meeting did happen!

We did a Zoom call with a man called Gianni Infantino. He is a bald man and he begged to work with us. This is all 100% true! A Frenchman named MBAPEEPEE was also on the call. They were all raving about Sport Drink!

There are only 250 cans with this label and they will never be made again. The price is exactly the same as normal Lemon Lime. There is literally nothing different between this and that product except the label! It’s a gimmick, okay? We are owning up to this, but you do NEED THIS PRODUCT NOW.

If FIFA tries to sue us, we will win because we have Barry Rosenblatt ESQ on our side! He’s a coward and his god is the Fifiat currency known as the mighty U.S. dollar, so he will do what we tell him to!

Own a piece of FIFA x SPORT DRINK history! Play ball! As they say.

Add 1 Tbsp to 10–12 oz of filtered, un-fluoridated water and enjoy.