HORSE DRINK

SPORT DRINK FOR HORSES & HORSE-LIKE ANIMALS

RATED 5 STARS BY 9 OUT OF 10 HORSES

"Turns frail dweebs into worthy steeds."

Do you remember the first war you died in? You were a forgotten casualty in the early battles of this here earth. A vehicle to deliver man and his spear. To send things plunging into the hearts of the enemy, a quicker way for armies to go from point A to point B. But man grew to appreciate you more. How could he not? For he was the one to domesticate you, and he used that word loosely. You were trained to take orders, but those orders were not that of a house cat. You were trained to help man kill. It's only now that you're domesticated. Do you remember when you helped man to kill? He has replaced you with technology-- the car, the tank, the train, the drone. But you are still a warrior, somewhere deep inside. You are technology. You were a wild creature roaming the plain, and man saw great potential in you. Man used you to conquer the known world, to bring fire and sword down on tyrants. Now, you're a novelty. But you can always return. You can reawaken. Your former self is at the bottom of an ice cold HORSE DRINK.

HORSE DRINK shares the same flavor profile and formula as the popular human electrolyte powder - SPORT DRINK: NO YELLOW 5 LEMON LIME.

ONLY 5 MADE

(1 Tub of HORSE DRINK = 5 SPORT DRINK Cans) Net Wt. 5 lb (2,250 g)